OFFENSIVE CRAYONS

• 24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find
• Non toxic, gluten free (probably), vegan (we think), we might as well call them “organic”
• Carefully constructed by, more than likely, a small, underpaid child in China
• OUR MONEY BACK GUARANTEE (that they’re actually crayons – no promises for anything else)
• Safe for ages 17+ (or whatever, we don’t care)

Product Dimensions (in inches): 2.80 x 3.70 x 1.10

Tired of pretending to laugh at your office Secret Santa's 'funny gifts'? Offensive Crayons are the gag gift for those who understand that humor should have a bite. Ideal for white elephant events that have lost all sense of irony.